Denis Lehane: Tiffany diamonds are ideal farming Christmas gifts

2021-12-06 16:12:14 By : Ms. Cathy Shen

Tiffany's, a famous New York jeweler, will sell its most expensive product ever, including a diamond necklace worth up to 30 million U.S. dollars. This is a redesigned version of the original sketch discovered last year, made by Tiffany for the 1939 World Exposition. Picture of Tiffany & Co.

With the sheep welfare fund, the remaining basic farm fund is in sight. If we don't have money now, we will never.

So, as our pockets burst with change and our local Spar slate is clear, is it time to splurge on loved ones?

Christmas is only a few weeks away, and we must not be afraid to spend a penny.

Tiffany's, a jewelry company based in New York City, has a firework that may be on your street right now.

Ideally, I think, for farmers who are willing to walk an extra mile this Christmas.

This is a diamond necklace, so it's not an old thing halfway through. A top item that can revitalize your own hairy neck, not to mention your partner's neck.

The retail price is US$30 million, which is expensive, I admit. But I think the price should never hinder bargaining. Because it is like that.

The necklace you see is very special. It can also be converted into a ring.

By popping the center gem and clasping it on the band, hey, hurry up, you now have a ring.

A ring that can be worn safely on your finger can impress your neighbors, whether in the crowd or at the school gate.

I tell you, give this necklace/ring to your wife on Christmas morning, and she will spend the rest of the day in your hands.

I will go by myself, but I am busy chasing the bulls in this land, and I don't have time to call Tiffany in New York City.

Necklaces, rings, or whatever you want to call them, are the most expensive items offered by famous jewelers.

It is made up of hundreds of diamonds, with a big one in the middle that can be popped out.

Don't worry about the popping sound, Tiffany also hired someone to do this.

But knowing farmers as I do, I dare say that anyone who has pliers at hand will immediately eject them.

If your wife wants to wear a ring instead of a necklace, there is no need to call Mr. Bobby from New York.

The only failure I foresee for this $30 million ring is if your ladies start to wear it in the yard, and at the same time, for example, mixing milk replacers for the calf, she lets it slip into a bucket of maverick. .

Or worse, losing it while providing fresh bedding for the calves.

Lord, if it is lost, it may be the devil.

If it enters the mud tank, God bless us all, the mud spreader will not recognize the $30 million ring, just like it cannot recognize the button on your geansaí.

Put down the shoes, open the valve, and she will burn the diamonds with a jar full of mud, regardless of the price.

But back to the price. This is quite impressive. I will give it to you. But sure what it is not now?

In my opinion, if you meet the right person in Tiffanys between now and Christmas, he may throw away some of the bobs (this season’s compliments), and the rest may be scattered on the long fingers.

Rings/necklaces of this caliber are not sold every day, so go ahead and strike while the iron is hot. Make someone think this Christmas is special.

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